Chapter X

The Eglinton Tournament--Sale of Armour, &c.--The Queen of Beauty and her Cook--Newspapers and their Sales.

The Earl of Eglinton had a "bee in his bonnet," which was none other than reviving the tournaments of the Age of Chivalry, with real armour, horses and properties; and he inoculated with his craze most of the young aristocracy, and induced them to join him in carrying it out. The preliminary rehearsals took place in the grounds of the Eyre Arms Tavern, Kilburn. The last of these came off on 13 July, in the presence of some 6,000 spectators, mostly composed of the aristocracy. The following is a portion of the account which appeared in the _Times_ of 15 July:

"At 4 o'clock the business of the day commenced. There might be seen
men in complete steel, riding with light lances at the ring,
attacking the 'quintain,' and manoeuvering their steeds in every
variety of capricole. Indeed, the show of horses was one of the best
parts of the sight. Trumpeters were calling the jousters to horse,
and the wooden figure, encased in iron panoply, was prepared for the
attack. A succession of chevaliers, _sans peur et sans reproche_,
rode at their hardy and unflinching antagonist, who was propelled to
the combat by the strength of several stout serving-men, in the
costume of the olden time, and made his helmet and breastplate rattle
beneath their strokes, but the wooden

. . . Knight
Was mickle of might,
And stiff in Stower did stand,

grinning defiance through the barred aventaile of his headpiece. It
was a sight that might have roused the spirit of old Froissart, or
the ghost of Hotspur. The Knight had, certainly, no easy task to
perform; the weight of armour was rather heavier than the usual
trappings of a modern dandy, and the heat of the sun appeared to be
baking the bones of some of the competitors. Be this as it may,
there was no flinching. The last part of the tournament consisted of
the Knights tilting at each other. The Earl of Eglinton, in a
splendid suit of brass armour, with _garde de reins_ of plated chain
mail, and bearing on his casque a plume of ostrich feathers, was
assailed by Lord Cranstoun, in a suit of polished steel, which
covered him from top to toe, the steel shoes, or sollarets, being of
the immense square-toed fashion of the time of Henry VIII. The
lances of these two champions were repeatedly shivered in the attack,
but neither was unhorsed; fresh lances were supplied by the esquires,
and the sport grew 'fast and furious.' Lord Glenlyon and another
knight, whose armour prevented him from being recognized, next tilted
at each other, but their horses were not sufficiently trained to
render the combat as it ought to have been, and swerved continually
from the barrier. It was nearly eight o'clock before the whole of
the sports were concluded and the company withdrawn. We believe no
accident happened, though several gentlemen who essayed to 'witch the
world with noble horsemanship' were thrown, amidst the laughter of
the spectators. Captain Maynard proved himself a superior rider, by
the splendid style at which he leaped his horse, at speed, repeatedly
over the barrier, and the admirable manner in which he performed the
modern lance exercise, and made a very beautiful charger curvet round
and round his lance placed upright on the ground. The whole of the
arrangements were under the direction of Mr. Pratt, to whose
discretion the ordering of the tilting, the armour and arming, and
all the appliances for the tournament have been entrusted.

"Considering that the business of Saturday was but a rehearsal, and,
putting entirely out of the question the folly, or wisdom, of the
whole thing, it must be acknowledged that it has been well got up.
Some of the heralds' and pursuivants' costumes are very splendid.
There is an immense store of armour of all sorts, pennons, lances,
trappings, and all the details of the wars of the middle ages. The
display in Scotland will, certainly, be a gorgeous pageant, and a
most extraordinary, if not most rational, piece of pastime."

The three days' jousting and hospitality at Eglinton Castle, Ayrshire, which commenced on the 28th, and ended on the 30th, August, are said to have cost the Earl of Eglinton the sum of 40,000 pounds. He invited the flower of the aristocracy to attend--all the armour was choice and old, and the costumes were splendid. Every accessory was perfect in its way; and so it should have been, for it was two years in preparation. The Marquis of Londonderry was King of the Tourney, and Lady Seymour, a grand-daughter of _the_ Sheridan, was the "Queen of Love and Beauty."

By the evening of the 27th, Eglinton Castle was not only filled from cellar to garret, but the surrounding towns and villages were crammed full, and people had to rough it. Accommodation for man, or beast, rose from 500 to 1,000 per cent.; houses in the neighbourhood, according to their dimensions, were let from 10 to 30 pounds for the time; and single beds, in the second best apartments of a weaver's cabin, fetched from 10/- to 20/- a night, while the master and mistress of the household, with their little ones, coiled themselves up in any out of the way corner, as best they might. Stables, byres, and sheds were in requisition for the horses, and, with every available atom of space of this description, it was found all too little, as people flocked from all parts of the country.

The invitation given by the Earl was universal. Those who applied for tickets of admission to the stands were requested to appear in ancient costume, fancy dresses, or uniforms, and farmers and others were asked to appear in bonnets and kilts, and many--very many--did so; but although all the bonnet makers in Kilmarnock, and all the plaid manufacturers in Scotland, had been employed from the time of the announcement, onwards, they could not provide for the wants of the immense crowd, and many had to go in their ordinary dress.

Unfortunately, on the opening day, the weather utterly spoilt the show. Before one o'clock, the rain commenced, and continued, with very little intermission, until the evening. This, necessarily, made it very uncomfortable for all, especially the spectators. Many thousands left the field, and the enjoyment of those who remained was, in a great measure, destroyed. The Grand Stand, alone, was covered in, and neither plaid, umbrella, nor great-coat could prevail against a deluge so heavy and unintermitting; thousands were thoroughly drenched to the skin; but the mass only squeezed the closer together, and the excitement of the moment overcame all external annoyances, although the men became sodden, and the finery of the ladies sadly bedraggled.

It had been arranged that the procession should start from the Castle at one o'clock, but the state of the weather was so unfavourable, that it did not issue forth till about half-past two, and the weather compelled some modifications; for instance, the Queen of Beauty should have shown herself "in a rich costume, on a horse richly caparisoned, a silk canopy borne over her by attendants in costume," but both she, and her attendant ladies, who were also to have been on horseback, did not so appear, but were in closed carriages, whilst their beautifully caparisoned palfreys--riderless--were led by their pages.

There were 15 Knights, besides the "Lord of the Tournament," the Earl of Eglinton, and much as I should like to give their description and following, I must refrain, merely giving two as a sample--

"Retainers of the
Lord of the
Tournament.
Halberdiers of the
Lord, in Liveries of
his Colours.
Man at Arms The GONFALON, Man at Arms
in half armour. Borne by a Man at in half armour.
Arms.
THE LORD OF THE
TOURNAMENT.
EARL OF EGLINGTON.
Groom. In a suit of Gilt Groom.
Armour, richly
chased,
on a barded
Charger--caparisons,
&c.,
of blue and gold.
THE BANNER.
Borne by LORD A.
SEYMOUR
Esquire. Esquire. Esquire.
G. DUNDAS. F. CAVENDISH, Esq. G. M'DONAL, Esq.
Retainers of the
Lord, as before.
_Halberdiers of the
Knight of the
Griffin_,
in Liveries of his
Colours.
Man at Arms THE GONFALON, Man at Arms
in half armour. Borne by a man at in half armour.
Arms.
_The Knight of the
Griffin_.
THE EARL OF CRAVEN,
Groom. In a suit of engraved Groom.
Milanese Armour
inlaid with gold, on
a barded charger.
Caparisons, &c., of
Scarlet, White and
Gold.
Esquire. THE BANNER, Esquire.
The HON. F. CRAVEN. Borne by a man at The HON. F.
Arms in MACDONALD.
Half Armour.
Retainers--"

The other Knights were:--_The Knight of the Dragon_, MARQUIS OF WATERFORD; _Knight of the Black Lion_, VISCOUNT ALFORD; _Knight of Gael_, VISCOUNT GLENLYON; _Knight of the Dolphin_, EARL OF CASSILIS; _Knight of the Crane_, LORD CRANSTOUN; _Knight of the Ram_, HON. CAPT. GAGE; _The Black Knight_, JOHN CAMPBELL, ESQ., of Saddell; _Knight of the Swan_, HON. MR. JERNINGHAM; _Knight of the Golden Lion_, CAPT. J. O. FAIRLIE; _Knight of the White Rose_, CHARLES LAMB, ESQ.; _Knight of the Stag's Head_, CAPT. BERESFORD; _The Knight of the Border_, SIR F. JOHNSTONE; _Knight of the Burning Tower_, SIR F. HOPKINS; _The Knight of the Red Rose_, R. J. LECHMERE, ESQ.; _Knight of the Lion's Paw_, CECIL BOOTHBY, ESQ.

There were, besides, Knights Visitors, Swordsmen, Bowmen, the Seneschal of the Castle, Marshals and Deputy Marshals, Chamberlains of the household, servitors of the Castle, a Herald and two Pursuivants, a Judge of Peace, and a Jester--besides a horde of small fry.

The first tilt was between the Knights of the Swan and the Red Rose, but it was uninteresting, the Knights passing each other twice, without touching, and, on the third course, the Knight of the Swan lost his lance.

Then came the tilt of the day, when the Earl of Eglinton met the Marquis of Waterford. The latter was particularly remarked, as the splendour of his brazen armour, the beauty of his charger, and his superior skill in the management of the animal, as well as in the bearing of his lance, attracted general observation. But, alas! victory was not to be his, for, in the first tilt, the Earl of Eglinton shivered his lance on his opponent's shield, and was duly cheered by all. In the second, both Knights missed; but, in the third, the Earl again broke his lance on his opponent's armour; at which there was renewed applause from the multitude; and, amidst the cheering and music, the noble Earl rode up to the Grand Stand, and bowed to the Queen of Beauty.

There were three more tilts, and a combat of two-handed swords, which finished the outdoor amusements of the day, and, when the deluged guests found their way to the Banqueting Hall, they found that, and its sister tent, the Ballroom, utterly untenantable through the rain; so they had to improvise a meal within the Castle, and the Ball was postponed.

Next day was wild with wind and rain, and nothing could be attempted out of doors, as the armour was all wet and rusty, and every article of dress that had been worn the preceding day completely soaked through, and the Dining Hall and the Great Pavilion required a thorough drying. The former was given up to the cleansing of armour, etc., and, in the latter, there were various tilting matches on foot, the combatants being clothed in armour. There was also fencing, both with sticks and broadsword, among the performers being Prince Louis Bonaparte, afterwards Napoleon III. His opponent with the singlesticks was a very young gentleman, Mr. Charteris, and the Prince came off second best in the encounter, as he did, afterwards, in some bouts with broadswords with Mr. Charles Lamb. Luckily, in this latter contest, both fought in complete mail, with visors down, for had it not been so, and had the combat been for life or death, the Prince would have had no chance with his opponent.

On the third day the weather was fine, and the procession was a success. There was tilting between eight couples of Knights, and tilting at the ring, and the tourney wound up with the Knights being halved, and started from either end of the lists, striking at each other with their swords in passing. Only one or two cuts were given, but the Marquis of Waterford and Lord Alford fought seriously, and in right good earnest, until stopped by the Knight Marshal, Sir Charles Lamb.

In the evening, a banquet was given to 300 guests; and, afterwards, a ball, in which 1,000 participated. As the weather, next day, was so especially stormy, the party broke up, and the experimental revival has never again been attempted, except a Tourney on a much smaller scale, which was held on 31 Oct., 1839, at Irvine, by a party from Eglinton Castle; but this only lasted one day.

I regret that I have been unable to find any authentic engravings of this celebrated tournament, but I reproduce a semi-comic contemporaneous etching from the _Satirical Prints_, _Brit. Mus._

The armour and arms used in this tournament were shown in Feb., 1840, at the Gallery of Ancient Armour in Grosvenor Street, and they were subsequently sold by Auction on July 17 and 18 of that year. They fetched ridiculously low prices, as the following example will show:

A suit of polished steel _cap a pied_ armour, richly engraved and gilt, being the armour prepared for the Knight of the Lion's Paw, with tilting shield, lance, plume and crest _en suite_, 32 guineas.

The emblazoned banner and shield of the Knight of the Burning Tower, with the suit of polished steel, _cap-a-pied_ armour, with skirt of chain mail, 35 guineas.

The splendid suit of armour worn by the Knight of the Ram, with crest and plume, 24 guineas.

The magnificent suit of polished steel armour, worn by the Knight of the Swan, with the emblazoned tilting apparel, horse armour, and caparison, tilting saddle, lances to correspond, and a splendid modelled horse of life size, carved and painted after nature, 36 pounds.

[Picture: The Eglinton Tournament]

The armour worn as a Knight Visitor by Prince Louis Napoleon, with an elaborate visored headpiece, and other appurtenances complete, 9 guineas.

The two beautifully-fashioned _melee_ swords, used in the combat between Prince Louis and the Knight of the White Rose, seven shillings.

On the second day's sale some of the suits fetched better prices. The splendid suit of fluted mail, worn by the Marquis of Waterford, was the gem of the collection. It was in the finest preservation, elaborately worked, and beautifully bright. It was considered one of the most perfect and complete suits in existence, and was bought at 240 guineas for the Tower of London. Lord Alford's and Mr. Lechmere's suits both went for 100 guineas each.

The spirit of the Tournament seems even to have affected the ladies, for we read of a passage of arms between Lady Seymour, the Queen of Beauty, and Lady Shuckburgh. It originally appeared in the _Observer_ of 8 Feb., 1840, but was copied into the _Times_ and other papers.

(Copy 1). "Lady Seymour presents her compliments to Lady Shuckburgh,
and would be obliged to her for the character of Mary Stedman, who
states that she has lived twelve months, and still is, in Lady
Shuckburgh's establishment. Can Mary Stedman cook plain dishes well?
make bread? and is she honest, good tempered, sober, willing and
cleanly? Lady Seymour would also like to know the reason why she
leaves Lady Shuckburgh's service. Direct, under cover, to Lord
Seymour, Maiden Bradley."

(Copy 2.) "Lady Shuckburgh presents her compliments to Lady Seymour.
Her Ladyship's note, dated Oct. 28, only reached her yesterday, Nov.
3. Lady Shuckburgh was unacquainted with the name of the
kitchenmaid, until mentioned by Lady Seymour, as it is her custom
neither to apply for, or give characters to any of the under
servants, this being always done by the housekeeper, Mrs. Couch, and
this was well known to the young woman; therefore Lady Shuckburgh is
surprised at her referring any lady to her for a character. Lady
Shuckburgh having a professed cook, as well as a housekeeper, in her
establishment, it is not very likely she, herself, should know
anything about the ability or merits of the under-servants; therefore
she is unable to answer Lady Seymour's note. Lady Shuckburgh cannot
imagine Mary Stedman to be capable of cooking for any, except the
servants' hall table. Nov. 4, Pavilion, Hans Place."

(Copy 3.) "Lady Seymour presents her compliments to Lady Shuckburgh,
and begs she will order her housekeeper, Mrs. Pouch, to send the
girl's character without delay; otherwise, another young woman will
be sought for elsewhere, as Lady Seymour's children cannot remain
without their dinners, because Lady Shuckburgh, keeping 'a proffessed
cook and a housekeeper,' thinks a knowledge of the details of her
establishment beneath her notice. Lady Seymour understood from
Stedman that, in addition to her other talents, she was actually
capable of dressing food for the little Shuckburghs to partake of,
when hungry."

[To this note was appended a clever pen-and-ink vignette, by the Queen of Beauty, representing the three little Shuckburghs, with large, turnip-looking heads and cauliflower wigs, sitting at a round table, and voraciously scrambling for mutton chops, dressed by Mary Stedman, who is seen looking on with supreme satisfaction, while Lady Shuckburgh appears in the distance, in evident dismay.]

(Copy 4.) "MADAM,--Lady Shuckburgh has directed me to acquaint you
that she declines answering your note, the vulgarity of which is
beneath contempt; and, although it may be the characteristic of the
Sheridans to be vulgar, coarse and witty, it is not that of 'a lady,'
unless she happens to be born in a garret and bred in a kitchen.
Mary Stedman informs me that your Ladyship does not keep either a
cook, or a housekeeper, and that you only require a girl who can cook
a mutton chop. If so, I apprehend that Mary Stedman, or any other
scullion, will be found fully equal to cook for, or manage the
establishment of, the Queen of Beauty.

"I am, your Ladyship's etc.--ELIZABETH COUCH (not Pouch.)"

Even in those days, Newspapers were somewhat given to vaunt themselves as to their circulation, but they had no need to call in the aid of the chartered accountant, as they could get their facts from the number of stamps supplied--the stamp then being of the value of three halfpence per newspaper, an impost which was not removed until 15 June, 1855, by the